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did i purchase a t-shirt today that is relating to grammar?

does it have to do with oxford commas?

the world will never know.

edit: IS IT IRONIC THAT I USED IMPROPER GRAMMAR IN THIS POST

a brilliant moment in tv history

(via bluerevolutions)

"cocaine overdose"

"how much cocaine is too much"

"what happens when you od on cocaine"

slendyrunawaywithme:

if i was famous i would start a vlog where i read fanfics about me aloud

(via imupallnighttogetbucky)

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

  • my hands are soft i think because people tell me
  • i probably have a soft face too
  • i am willing to play with your hair platonically
  • whenever i eat french fries you can have some
  • YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
  • not all the french fries though

(via imupallnighttogetbucky)

tveitinator:

what if Aaron was using the Graceland twitter one day, without letting us all know and he read the replies like “oh these people seem real nice, maybe I will make a Twitter after all.” then the next day there’s a news story like “AARON TVEIT HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST RESTRAINING ORDERS MADE IN ONE DAY.”

(via imupallnighttogetbucky)

awkwardequine:

The importance of the comma

(via wingedwolfwarg)

harveysbagel:

Les Mis just fills me with this huge need to start a revolution.

(via imupallnighttogetbucky)