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Posts tagged "cats"

this is magical.

(via buzzfeed)

This cat never cuddles on me like this.

Usually he’s burning the house down.

You guys should be WORRIED.

derpycats:

CDs make for good trendy futuristic hats.

It’s my dad’s cat! I may or may not have done this to him…

derpycats:

CDs make for good trendy futuristic hats.

It’s my dad’s cat!

I may or may not have done this to him…

My coworkers seem to know me pretty well.

catversushuman:

I guess it’s nice to have company.

EVERY. TIME.

Doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of January or the middle of July. If they’re open, they’re in them.

I have a habit of collecting jars. I don’t know why. I also have a habit of keeping knives on the edge of the sink if they need to be washed, because I’ve done the whole “almost slice your finger off when shoving your hand in the sink” thing.

Until now, this has not been an issue.

This morning, when getting a can of cat food down (because my cats are super speshul (my iPhone knew that word) princesses who only get can food) my orange cat thought he’d be helpful by standing up and reaching for the cabinet.

And then knocking a jar down, aiming right for the knife.

I managed to catch the jar before it hit the knife, but there may have been some choice words said.

The cat just looked pissed it took me longer to feed him.

catversushuman:

Anatomy of a sneak attack

This is all very true!