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"A crazy cat lady with an acerbic wit and glasses that are entirely too large." - Roger Ebert

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Posts tagged "words with sisters"
  • Me: what am i on
  • Sister: Lots and lots of coffee?
  • Me: oh yeah.
  • Me: I am a wonderful friend.
  • Me: I'm an amazing writer.
  • Me: And a gifted editor, too.
  • Me: But I just almost killed myself in the elevator standing still.
  • Sister: You're like that person who's so smart they can't human.
  • Me:
  • Sister: You need supervision!

At least I warned her.

  • Sister: Like we discussed, you can't just go and hug one.
  • Me: WHY NOT
  • Sister: You just--
  • Me: Is he going to shoot me?
  • Sister: Well, no--
  • Me: Is he going to arrest me?
  • Sister: Well...no!--
  • ME: THEN WHY NOT

Discussions that ensue when I am arbitrarily added to a mass email by people I don’t know.

I was a competitive child.

  • Me: ...and I don't have to work Monday...and you don't have to work Monday...
  • Sister: I know! OR Monday!
  • Me: I just said Monday.
  • Sister: Oh.
  • Me: Are you building a barricade with these toothpicks? I'm asking for reasons.
  • Her: No! For a science project for my class.
  • Me: It's ok, though, I mean, I won't tell.
  • Her: No, we're making science bottles. Toothpicks and rice...
  • Me: *starts singing Les Misérables*
  • Her: 2460done!
  • And then she hung up on me.
  • Sister: hey, i can go ice fishing without a permit tomorrow for family day,
  • Sister: let me get my chainsaw and tackle
  • Me: er...
  • Me: OH
  • Me: ICE FISHING
  • Me: THAT IS SO DIFFERENT
  • Sister: OMG WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
  • Me: I WAS LIKE WTF WHY WOULD YOU FISH WITH A CHAINSAW